Monday, July 23, 2007

The Daily ClusterFuck...

Check it out, the Federal Minimum wage is skyrocketing to 5.85$ this week. Looks like Fawn Townsend will finally be able to get that car. Whats next for her? A second job to make enough money to, well, live.

Prostitution arrest photos in Saint Paul...Omigod...omigod. Awesome.

"A woman who tried to dance atop the bar at a Joliet tavern is suing the establishment after she fell and shattered her ankle." In other news, I am instituting a "Stupid Women" tag.

"19-year old Brianna Sanchez was injured after flames shot out of the tank and engulfed parts of the vehicle." Yup, came up with that tag just in time.

Harry Potter and The Fuckload of Cash sells 8.3 million copies over the weekend. Meanwhile, Owls still suck at delivering mail.

Homeland Security to start data-mining on EU passengers. Among things that Big Brother needs to know: Political ofiliations, religon, sex life. Yep. Fuck You, American Government.

"Stupid Women" tag trifecta complete. Woman sues ConEd following pipe explosion in NYC. Because it freaked her out.

Go ahead and open this when you are at home and by yourself. NSFW. Like, At all.

No comments: