Tuesday, July 24, 2007

The Daily ClusterFuck...


Proving, once again, that no matter how crazy she acts she just gets sexier. Lohan busted for DUI, cocaine possession, After car chase. HOT.

"Lenape Technical School for 12- to 15-year-old boys and girls" should not be preceeded by, "Now, who wants to play with explosives?" Cops are stupid, sometimes.

Channel 9 now owns a snake. "You'll be amazingly, incredibly and disturbingly surprised to know just how easy it was for us to get our Egyptian Cobra." SNAKES ON A PLANE, Bitches.

Ahem..."After tracking 11,000 American adolescents, a study released Monday found that following secondary school, obese girls in the U.S. were half as likely to enrol in college, versus their non-obese peers." So Welcome Week should be sexy-fun-times.

Anorexia. Even less sexy when you hit 30.

Suck it, NBC. Though, I am sure a suicide would have made for some damn interesting Television.

In an effort to reduce the numerous quips I could make about religion, I am combining all horrible acts done by Youth Pastors here:
Battle Creek, MI.
Farmington, NM.
San Diego, CA.
Spokane, WA.
Murrells Inlet, SC.
Hmmm....thou shalt not?

Interesting stuff about Blogs and the Bloggers that Blog them.

1 comment:

Hock said...

Looks like I posted something before you. You should find a way to read this site before you post. Ha!