I found this article while stumbling around the internet. These are some of the funnier thoughts, but I definitely will say to check out the full list.
- More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can
think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell
my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves
me.
- Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
realize you're wrong.
- I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to
have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?
- Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.
- Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the fuck was going on when I first saw it.
- How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
- I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than
take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
- I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear
your computer history if you die.
- LOL has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".
- How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod
and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?
- I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up
to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
- What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
- MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I
know how to get out of my neighborhood.
- Bad decisions make good stories
- I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?
Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and
goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
- I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not
seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
- I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle,
then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.
And my favorite:
- Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty,
and you can wear them forever.
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2 comments:
I stumbled upon this the other day and it really is great. It's amazingly accurate for our generation (which is usually NOT something I feel after reading something "about me and my people". And I don't mean gays. or white people. nevermind you get it)
Pretty sure that one of my biggest peeves is missing a call, immediately calling back, and that motherfuck on the other end is nowhere to be found. FUCK!!!
Also, totally agree with the plastic bags. Eff taking multiple trips.
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