Shia LeBeouf's rise to being the biggest pimp ever

in spite of recent potential drunk driving charges (tsk tsk Shia... I'd still jump you in a heartbeat though) I thought I'd take a few moments to discuss how Shia LeBeouf is the luckiest guy ever (so long as he's straight, which I just keep praying every day he's not)

2005 - The Greatest Game Ever Played

Peyton List as Sarah Wallis

2007 - Disturbia

Sarah Roemer as Ashley Carlson

2007 - Transformers

Megan Fox as Mikaela Banes

2008 - Eagle Eye

Michelle Monaghan as Rachel

And just for me I leave you with the pimp himself...


rawr