Wednesday, July 4, 2007

The Daily ClusterFuck...

Fistfull of boomstick, Way if the Samurai, Officer kicked in balls. Surprisingly enough, there may have been a crazy bitch all liquored up involved.

Apparently I could have gotten 25000$ for my virginity. That is, if I had ever been an 18 year old girl.

"Girl, 12, jailed for 140km/h chase". I'm pretty sure this is why the British sent all their prisoners to Australia in the first place.

Al Gore's son has been arrested for possession of marijuana and prescription drugs. Most surprising: "Al Gore III, 24, was driving a blue Toyota Prius about 100 mph."

Ohio Law states that you cannot be arrested in Ohio on the 4th of July.

The "TB Traveler", you know, the asshole who decided to fly all over the fucking world with a contagious and deadly disease, actually has the less severe form of TB. Still wondering why everyone thinks he's a fucking douchebag.

Coming off the release of Transformers, Time has a pretty decent article about "Robots in Hollywood".

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