Friday, July 13, 2007

The Daily ClusterFuck...


"A yellow spot on the horizon slowly approaches the coast. People...watch in amazement as a giant, yellow, rubber duck approaches. The spectators are greeted by the duck, which slowly nods its head. The 'Rubber Duck' knows no frontiers; it doesn't discriminate...and doesn't have a political connotation." Where's the flying V?

So we start here: "During sentencing, Littner suggested probation, prompting the defendant to comment, “No. I don’t want to do probation. I’m going to keep smoking,” according to a transcript of the hearing." And somehow end up here: "A Hamilton County Municipal Court judge told an angry defendant “Fuck you,”" Awesome.

What is with all of these nasty old women raping young boys? This time near Rochester, NY.

Dude, I know this guy. He was totally the hook up! I cannot wait to see the powder this teach is packin now! "Coke-Dealing Teacher Can Return To Classroom"

Hate your coworkers and boss? How far would You go to avoid working? I bet this guy kicks your ass on dedication to skipping work.

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