Number 5: "Homer Simpson in 'Kidney Trouble'" (Episode 211)
Grampa needs a kidney transplant and Homer agrees to give him one. However, Homer doesn't realize that it's major surgery and not just a simple procedure.
Favorite quote:
Homer: "2 hours!? Why did they build this Ghost Town so far away?"
Lisa: "Because they discovered gold right over there."
Homer: "It's because they're stupid. That's why everyone does everything."
Number 4: "They Saved Lisa's Brain" (Episode 225)
Lisa joins the Springfield chapter of MENSA and, after Quimby skips town, helps to run the town, only to see they are too smart for their own good.
Favorite quote:
Homer: "Look I got runner up prize!"
Lisa: "You took second place?"
Homer: "No but I got it!"
(closes door, then opens back up)
Homer: "Stealing is wrong."
Number 3: "Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo" (Episode 226)
The Simpsons take a cheap vacation to Tokyo but lose all their money and have to win their plane tickets home on a Japanese game show.
Favorite quote:
Bart: "Knife goes in, guts come out."
Fish: "Spare my life and I shall grant you three..."
(Fish screams as Bart cuts it)
Bart; "Knife goes in, guts come out."
Number 2: "Viva Ned Flanders" (Episode 213)
Ned tells the town he is 60 years old but has never done anything exciting. Homer decides to help Ned get some excitement in his life...by going to Vegas. However, they get so drunk, they marry two waitresses!
Favorite quote:
Homer: "We've got to get out of this Ned."
Ned: "Well do something, this is all your fault. You and your stupid program!"
Homer: "Blame me if you must but never speak ill of the program! The program is rock solid, the program is sound."
Homer & Ned's new wives: "Yoo hoo!"
Homer: "Oh, those awful women want their omelets."
Number 1: "Wild Barts Can't Be Broken" (Episode 214)
The Springfield Police department imposes a curfew on the children and they decide to get back at everyone by telling their secrets. (One of my all time favorite episodes)
Favorite quote:
Lisa: "And guess who's been practicing medicine without a license?"
(Dr. Hibbert squirms)
Lisa: "That's right...Homer Simpson!"
Homer: "D'oh!"
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Another great season...
...but I think the Japan episode has better lines than that.
Like,
Game show host: "You must answer this question about Japan." (something like that)
Homer: "Is the answer Japan?"
Host: "Yes"
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