Thursday, March 12, 2009

Top 5 Simpsons Episodes (Season 8)

Here is the other season I promised you. I am also closing in on Season 9 being complete as well. I've been watching a lot of TV recently...

Number 5: "In Marge We Trust" (Episode 175)

Marge becomes the "Listen Lady" at church when Rev. Lovejoy decides it's no longer worth listening to people's problems.

Favorite quote:
(Rev. Lovejoy is giving long sermon)
(Homer hits head on pew) "Dammit!"

Number 4: "Hurricane Neddy" (Episode 161)

A hurricane knocks down Ned Flanders' house and he becomes hostile towards town.

Favorite quote:
Ned: "You ugly hate filled man."
Moe: "Hey, I may be ugly and hate filled but...what was the last thing you said?"

Number 3: "Burns Baby Burns" (Episode 157)

Burns is shocked to learn he has a long lost son, Larry Burns (Rodney Dangerfield), who turns out to be a major disappointment.

Favorite quotes:
Mr. Burns: "How were his test scores?"
Yale Professor: "Let's just say this: he spelled Yale with a 6."

Mr. Burns: "You, foodbag, do you have a son?"
Homer: "Yes sir I do."
Mr. Burns: "Is he a constant disappointment? Does he bring home nitwits and make you talk to them?"
Homer: "Oh all the time! Have you ever met this kid Milhouse? He's this little weiner.."

Number 2: "The Springfield Files" (Episode 163)

Homer sees an alien and Mulder and Scully are called to investigate.

Favorite quote:
Groundskeeper Willy: "It's a monster! Kill it!"
Smithers: "It's not a monster, it's Mr. Burns!"
Groundskeeper Willy: "Aw, it's Mr. Burns. Kill it!"

Number 1: "Homer vs. Eighteenth Amendment" (Episode 171)

Prohibition hits Springfield and Homer turns into the Beer Baron to sell booze to the city.

Favorite quotes:
Quimby advisor: "Election in November, election in November."
Mayor Quimby: "Again? This stupid country."

Homer: "We're going out Marge. If we're not back avenge our deaths!"
Marge: "Alright!"

Rex Banner: "Pet shop eh? I just have one question. What kind of pet shop is filled with rambunctious yahoos and hot jazz music at 1 AM?"
Moe: "Um...the best damn pet shop in town!"

1 comment:

This guy... said...

I am glad the Simpsons' posts are back! I missed them. Since I watch mostly movies, I forget how awesome some TV shows are (emphasis on some). Thanks Rambo.