Top 5 Simpsons Episodes (Season 11)

This is the last season that is actually out on DVD so it may be a little harder to continue based upon the fact I would need to watch others on a computer. I will do my best to continue on with season 12. Does anyone know if it's scheduled for DVD release any time soon? I decided that I would do two quotes a piece for this season.

Number 5: "Pygmoelian" (Episode 242)

Moe gets plastic surgery to look more attractive and ends up staring on a soap opera.

Favorite quotes:
Lenny: "Moe, this liquor license expired in 1973, and it's only good in Rhode Island, and it's signed by you!"
Moe: "Yeah, I've been meaning to get that updated for this state and real."

"Duffman can't breathe! Oh no!"

Number 4: "Faith Off" (Episode 237)

Bart becomes a faith healer while Homer decides to build a float for the Springfield U vs. Springfield A&M football game.

Favorite quotes:
Homer: "I hate Springfield U so much!"
Lisa: "You went to Springfield U, you hate A&M."
Homer: "So much."

Todd: "Is he killing that guitar daddy?"
Flanders: "Yes son."

Number 3: "Brother's Little Helper" (Episode 228)

Bart takes a new drug called "Focusyn" and claims that Major League Baseball is spying on him.

Favorite quotes:
Principal Skinner: "Thank you for coming."
Homer: "Thank you for getting me out of work."

(Marge stands up to the tank that Bart is driving)
Homer: "My God is she brave, standing up to that freaked out junkie."
Lisa: "Dad, that junkie is your son!"
Homer: "Why don't you just tell everybody!"

Number 2: "Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder" (Episode 232)

Homer bowls a 300 game and is a star...for about a week.

Favorite quotes:
Carl: "Homer, what whacky name do you want?"
Homer: "Are Poo and Ass taken?"

(As Homer is drowning in the ocean)
Homer: "Maggie, call Aquaman!"

Number 1: "Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner" (Episode 229)

Homer becomes a food critic and, while initially loving everything, starts giving bad reviews and makes a lot of enemies in the restaurant business.

Favorite quotes:
Homer: "If he's so smart, how come he's dead?"

Newspaper columnist: "We've been meaning to have a talk with you about your reviews. Everything is a rave! Nine thumbs up, what the hell is that?!"