Friday, August 31, 2007

The Best WYR Questions (Part One of Five)

College Humor has not put up their new one for the week but I have discovered the previous WYRs that were created before this blog began and I have compiled the best questions of those WYRs. There are so many I am going to have to break it into five parts. There are ten questions per part so prepare for intellectual quagmires and critical decision making.

Would You Rather...

Be able to control your dreams for the rest of your life, or live any fantasy you want for one day?
I never really have to much trouble with my dreams but when I think it out how can you consciously control your dreams when you're not technically conscious enough to do that? I just don't see it working out...and to live out a fantasy for one day would be uber-cool and totally worth not controlling my dreams over. What is the fantasy you ask? That's for me to know...and you all will be the first one to know if it ever comes true.

Wake up next to Jessica Biel or Scarlett Johansson?
God help me wake up next to either one of these two women...hell, if you ARE going to help me, make it both of them! If I have to choose one of them though I would have to go with, even though it is a very difficult decision, Scarlett Johansson...Giggidy Giggidy Giggidy Goo.

Have your life narrated by Morgan Freeman or James Earl Jones?
If you look at acting ability I have always liked Morgan Freeman better and James Earl Jones has always been "the voice" whether it is for Darth Vader or CNN. My life though would be so cool being narrated by Darth Vader but I just always liked to hear Morgan Freeman talk more than Jones. I don't really know how to explain it but I figure since it's my life that is probably a good enough reason as any.

Be 3 inches taller or have your dick be 1 inch bigger?
I am 5 foot 9ish and am very comfortable with my height. Thank you and where do I sign?

Bang Mo the Referee or have a glowing piece of Radical Rock?
Oh dude when I was little she was HOT but I grew up. I do love love love accents, especially in women and she's got one for sure but to have a piece of that Radical Rock forever? That's true glory not just a one night stand with someone who is probably blowing someone else's whistle for cash nowadays...know what I'm sayin??...GUTS! (I do need to get laid though...)

Burn out or fade away?
I have no problem with fading away because it does not have to be a bad thing to fade away. If you burn yourself out on something you basically will try not to do it anymore or you will do it at a mediocre pace because you are worried of the same fate. Fading away can leave you with a legacy and a reputation. You can also fade away gracefully but never burn out gracefully. You ever burned out on something fellow readers? If you have, you know that you never want that to happen again.

Be a Star Wars kid or the Numa Numa guy?
I'm not going to lie I had to look up to see who the "Numa Numa" guy was and it was that guy who sang that shitty song, which I cannot even explain so that's reason number one, while dancing online.I know that you're looking for that time in the sun but it has come and gone because that's not who this kid is and what he's enjoys. If you are a Star Wars kid it is because you thoroughly enjoy the movies and have a love for them. You cannot have a life long love for this shitty song and dance routine. You will NOT fade away on this...you will burn out. Being the Star Wars kid leaves me nerdy but it's the coolest of the nerdy by far!

Eat nothing but McDonalds for the rest of your life, or have to make everything you eat from scratch for the rest of your life?
I could probably handle making my own food all the time but not from scratch every time. McDonalds is a great drunk food and, seeing as how I am drunk on a regular basis, I can justify McDonalds for that reason and the fact that no one ever has to drive far to get to one. With an ever expanding menu that I could rotate upon daily or weekly McDonalds has everything I want and more. Ba da ba ba ba...I'm lovin it.

Run into yourself 10 years into the past or 10 years into the future?
Well I don't think I would have an intelligent conversation with myself since I would be around 12 years old. Seeing myself 10 years in the future would be a intellectual and enlightening experience and I would love to see if the decisions I've made to this point have helped or hindered my continual growth in life.

For good measure (I won't even answer these but I just want you to see the genious and anger that is out there in the world):

Get pounded in the fucking face till your own bitch of a mother doesn't recognize you anymore or quit looking at my fucking girlfriend chief? (Anger issues much?)

Would you rather have chocolate for blood or a panda for a heart? (Can you say how high was I last night?)

Finally here is what Streeter (the editor of the Weekly WYR) describes as the winner of the "Hate-Fueld Bigot" award:

"This may not be very PC but I don't care. Here goes:
Would you rather have a son who came out and told you he was gay OR have your daughter marry a black guy?
Tough one huh?"

Streeter's response: "Congrats man, you're a horrible person."

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