Sunday, August 19, 2007

The Daily ClusterFuck...

2009 Chevrolet Corvette
2009 Chevrolet Corvette.
Gentlemen, start you Wet Dreams.

The Chinese are at it again: "Poison in children's clothing is emerging as the latest health risk from China."

And AGAIN: "Libertyville-based DMH Ingredients has filed a federal lawsuit against Changzhou Kelong Chemical Co. Ltd., saying DMH found metal shavings in 11,200 kilos of aspartame artificial sweetener the Chinese company shipped in 2005."

"With the tow rope still connected to their parachute, they drifted and crashed onto the second floor of the Beachcomber Resort & Villas"...wait for it..."The girls then fell from the building and struck a palm tree."...wait for it..."Then they struck a second palm tree, where they remained entangled until someone came to their rescue." Fuck Parasailing.

Senator Patrick Leahy to be in the next Batman movie. Interesting.

"Children are using new pre-paid 'credit cards' to buy alcohol and pornography and gamble online" Like anyone is surprised.

Australian woman humped to death. You'll get it after the jump.

India is making the World's Cheapest Car. With a 30 horsepower engine and a profit margin of nearly 3%. Wow.

Stephen King gives go ahead for Dark Tower movie. Geeks like me need new pants.

Ever wonder how an Automatic Transmission works? If you said "Voodoo" you were close.

1 comment:

Hock said...

The Blue Devil would be fucking sweet! Now if only GM could make an interior that doesn't look like I shit in a bag and threw into the car.