""Someone found a bong," said David Gomez, FBI assistant special agent in charge." And it kept a ferry from going anywhere during rush hour in Washington.
National Intelligence Director Mike McConnell comfirms it: "AT&T: Your World. Delivered. To The Government."
"China Airlines has painted over its name and logo on the wreckage of a passenger jet that exploded in flames at Naha Airport in Okinawa moments after passengers slid down emergency chutes to escape." Cause, you know, no one will notice.
Georgia: "Stop sending warplanes across our border." Russia: "What warplanes?" Georgia: "Those. The ones dropping the missiles." Russia: "Grow up. You're hallucinating"
A 25-year-old man found guilty of breaking Iran's "morality laws" by abusing alcohol and engaging in premarital sex was held down in the Qazvin town center and lashed 80 fucking times with a cane. A bunch of other Iranians watched.
"Mark Pasternak said he lost his state job helping troubled youths because he couldn't stand working under a black boss who called him racist names like "cracker," "polack" and "stupid white boy."" Thats 150,000$ suit. Congratulations.
Ninjas fucking rock: "police recovered jewelry that had been reported stolen along with burglary tools, a map of the city and several black "ninja" suits complete with hoods and climbing spikes."
If you are going to run an illegal growing operation and take pictures of it with your cell phone, DONT LOSE THE FUCKING PHONE.
Morgan Webb says "penetration" three times in today's WebbAlert video blog.
HALO MOVIE FOOTAGE LEAKED! WATCH IT WHILE YOU CAN!
Lexi Alexander set to do the next Punisher. Which is actually a re-telling of the latest re-telling of the first. Awesome. Anyway, she did Green Street Hooligans. Anyone that can make Elijah Wood that fucking sweet...well, I cant wait to see Punisher.
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I love Morgan Webb. She's so hot.
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