1) "Oh, I thought about being a cop. Then I decided to graduate from Middle School."
2) "I'm making a citizens arrest. You're under arrest for being a fat retard."
3)"Yea, I was going fast so I could get to your house to f*ck your wife."
4)"Dude, how'd you catch me? I mean, I am driving a cloud."
5)"I was going fast enough for you to put down your donut and pull me over."
6)"Whatever officer, just don't look in the trunk."
7)"No speaka de Ingles."
8)"Sorry if I was all over the road, I'm still buzzing a bit."
9)"I make more money than you."
10) "I smell bacon!"
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