George Miller may be helming a new Justice League movie. Characters announced so far include Superman, Batman, the Flash, Aquaman. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GREEN LANTERN?!?!?!?!?!
Fisher-Price is trying to kill children. With lead covered Elmos. Suck it, kiddies.
"A lawsuit, filed in federal court Tuesday, sets the watch itself as defendant and establishes its value at $70,000." America, go fuck yourself.
This is why Florida is America's Wang. "A police report says the video shows Jane and her husband torturing a live frog, two live chameleons, and a live parakeet -- all for sexual gratification."
HAHAHAHAHA! Oh, the Irony!
After completely abandoning any hope for masculinity, the Japanese are Boxing Beetles now. If only Vick could have gotten into that.
Tony Snow catches Giuliani Disease: Q: "Tony, how can the president say he's a fiscal conservative by vetoing a $22 billion program when the CBO now estimates the Iraq war will cost $1 trillion?" A: "9/11"
Man arrested for having sex with street signs. Also, "large amount" of video of him doing it to other signs at his home. WhaFuck?
"The fine stemmed from a July 22 incident outside a local bar during which police asked him twice to stop ringing the bell on his bicycle. But when an attractive woman asked if she could ring it, Palermo said he agreed." Dude, you know exactly what I would have done in this situation.
Man buys new phone surprised to see sex act still in phone's video portion. Weird sex story trifecta complete.
And for no reason whatsoever: Because of poor sales, Microsoft is releasing a new & improved version of Vista.
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Aquaman? Why is he in it?
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