Wednesday, August 8, 2007

The Daily ClusterFuck...

Lovingly Laced with Random Sexual Positions.
 
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New York is becoming such a freaking nanny state. Now they are thinking about banning the terms 'bitch' and 'ho'. Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. Bitches.
 
 
You remember the 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' case? I dont know how many of you agreed with the court, (you're a fool if you did) but now it is being cited to uphold the suspension of a 9th grader for writing a story. Wave goodbye to Free Speech, Bitches.
 
Downloading music is saving the environment. Awesome.
 
 
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Get a clue about which candidate you agree with on the most issues? Check this out. (keep in mind, this matrix is completely flawed as it assigns points: meh = 1, important = 2, key = 5)
 
"The green fairy has landed." Absinthe is legalized again in the US. Awesome.
 
"In his email, former Auckland University lecturer Paul Buchanan also attacked the "poor quality" of overseas students being accepted for post-graduate courses - and accused the student of preying on "some sort of Western liberal guilt"." Her Father died and she asked for an extension on a paper. Wow.
 
For those of you keeping score at home: anti-gay closet cases blowjobs to sleeping young men? Good sex. Out gay people getting married? Good wedge issue.
 
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"Strip club dancers covered Capitol Square today, gathering voter signatures to repeal a new state ban on touching patrons." Time to move to Cincinnati.
 
"Give me all of your money," he reportedly said. "Don't try anything funny because I've got an Excalibur."
 
The invasion of giant yellow plastic men has begun. I, for one, welcome our new overlords.
 
"We love summer and Laguna Beach"  And I bet you will, too.


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