Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Text Message Conversation of the Day...

Me: Why do dr offices have about 800 sports illus. Mags? Is it to taunt the sick people who arent in peak phys. Condition? Is it just to leave me w/nothing to read?
 
Hock: Because they dont want to clean up the mess if they had porn.
 
Me: Lazy bastards. Why even have latex gloves?
 
Hock: Rectal exams.
 
Me: Now youre just being silly.


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