Saturday, August 11, 2007

Who Would Win?

Captain America Vs.
 
Captain America
 
Chuck Norris.
 
 
Keep in mind:
 
*There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
 
*Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
*If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
*In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
 
*Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
*Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
 
And just to put our German discussion to rest...
 
*Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.


Boardwalk for $500? In 2007? Ha!
Play Monopoly Here and Now (it's updated for today's economy) at Yahoo! Games.

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