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Women finally wanting to get back into the kitchen. "Fewer mothers prefer full-time work"
"one of her flip-flops fell into a very precarious area, about 20 feet below the ledge with just a straight drop-off into the abyss below it," Let it go. Just. Let. It. Go.
"Whether that will be enough to demonstrate that Mr Bala had the motive to commit murder, write a novel about it and then tip off the police remains to be seen." Thats Ballsy.
Interesting that the Catholics would put a sex offender rehab facility and a rape crisis center right next to each other. That poor, poor bathroom puppet.
Apparently figuring out that sex sells, CBS uses this:
To write a story about...*drum roll*...assigned summer reading for High School students.
"And I said: 'I did not swear at the hostess, I just said 'fair dinkum'." Woman arrested for swearing during flight. Fair dinkum? (really?) In other news, Americans have a tendency to overreact, panic, a blow everything out of proportion.
High Point Church in Arlington, Texas, refuses to hold funeral service for Navy veteran, after volunteering "to host a memorial service, feed 100 guests and create a multimedia presentation of photos" because: a) of scheduling conflicts. b) his brother belongs to the church. c) they are homophobic assholes.
Greatest Act Ever. "The 1701 Act of Settlement bars monarchs or their heirs from becoming or marrying Catholics." Of All Time. Ever.
Council to old woman: You can't tend public flower beds unless you get a license, wear a fluorescent jacket, erect three warning signs, and use a lookout. Old woman to council: Suck it - send me to jail if you want.
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