Why do I fear for our children you ask? Apparently we cannot even spell or pronounce even the basic of words let alone taking the time to try and work out (in our COLLEGE EDUCATED heads) words like discriminatory, idealism, deontology, normative, and implementing. Honestly, how can juniors and seniors in college not know words like these, or at the very very least be able to logically work out how to pronounce it in their heads?? Take a minute before your speech and go through the words that appear difficult for you and pronounce them a bunch of times so you don't make yourself look like an officially stamped DUMBASS! God forbid you ever ask someone else how to pronounce a word because that would mean that I would be spared the fact that I die a little inside everytime you retards misspell or mispronounce a word you should not be able to butcher so!
Also, I find it extremely necessary (and professional) to proofread your presentations and your handouts PRIOR to your presentation as anyone who entitles a heading of a slide "Ways to determine weather a person is performing his or her job adequately and ethically" deserves to be stabbed in the eye with my lit cigarette. I have three things to say on this slide heading:
(1) That heading is waaaay to long...morons
(2) How can you spell words like adequately and ethically correctly but not the easier word whether?
(3) You have proven yourself so incompetent to this point I no longer have any interest in listening to you because I am (a) embarassed for you and (b) am making fun of you with my fellow classmates.
Is it our schools? Is it our incompetence as a society? Or is it simply that growing up we all just went through the motions of school and did the bare minimum and not really retaining anything? Are we challenging our kids enough nowadays or are we allowing them to be constantly lazy? Has TV really killed all those times when we would otherwise read a book or have a nice ole talk with the family? In the end it does not matter because simple facts indicate that if you are in a profession or class where you are giving multiple presentations (as a lot of college majors have now) than you need to know the proper way to prepare and present your slides and presentation. You are in front of your peers and are showing very poor professionalism, which is ultimately unacceptable in college but especially in the working world. If things like this are not nipped quickly you are going to be having much more problems than just spelling errors. How can all of this be acceptable to you? I wonder because it damn sure is not acceptable to us.
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Wheter is not a word. It's "whether." I could have edited this, but I thought it was better this way.
OH MY GOD. HILARIOUS.
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